Joe Lawler of Milford Connecticut has a Prostate test which required a
special rectal testicular repositioning.
Approximately two weeks ago, Joe Lawler had his Urologist use an
elementary school stapler to attach his man jewels to his mud gun.
He was quoted as saying, "It hurt." America waited patiently to hear
the results of the test which showed that not only is he cancer free,
he can also sing "Jesus Loves the Little Children" in Soprano.
Pictured here is his future spouse, Marcia Joan Newman. The
couple is due to marry on October 8th of this year.
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